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Song Parodies -> "My Camp"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Leave Me Now"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"My Camp"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This song is centered around the disputed land at Camp Everfree. Filthy Rich's ambition to turn the camp to a spa resort leaves Gloriosa Daisy in a bit of financial trouble. How to solve it? Commit mass kidnapping of campers form Canterlot High School to make a point. This was obviously flawed by the fact that Diamond Tiara, Filthy Rich's daughter was not part of the campers there. Magic from equestria was more than useful to make sure the camp would keep going.
(Sung by Gloriosa Daisy)
Theeeeeese kids
Can’t leave you now,
Don’t say that we can’t pay the bills
Remember the fun I promised
I need you, kids
To bargain, with a Rich tycoon
So you won’t feel scared

Theeeeeese kids
Can’t leave me now
Why would you go?
When you built me a new dock, new dock, new dock
To save me some time, while I grow large trees

Theeeeeese kids
Why would you leave Everfree?
For spa relief
I need you, kids
Let Gaia be your new parent
Oooooooooh, kids
Oooooooooh, kids
Oooooooooh, Oooooooooh, oooooh, oooooh, ooooooh
Speaking of confined places, when Snowmound Pile was at the juvenile correction center, he became more sexually confused at all the other guys. He did notice some were making out in the open yard, but did not think much of them. At times, he would hear passionate screams from other guys at different areas. His experience there has left him somewhat bi-curious, or to some degree of being a closeted homosexual. He would not come out to his friends until later on in his life. (A gay hacker, who would have thought). Also, Scalding Wok's cooking prowess was recognized by three different students from different schools. Each of them are considered to have a yandere/tsundere personality: Twinkle Shine (from Manehatten Secondary), Apple Tart (from Appleloosa Learning Annex), and Minuet (from Griffinstone Collegiate). Neither of them are aware of the other's crush and would one day finds the financial means to meet him in Canterlot after they graduate. Meanwhile, after seeing the wings from Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash at Camp Everfree, Ivy Drip became curious about this sudden change. She had asked Fluttershy if she could snag a feather for research. As kind as she was, Fluttershy obliged. Ongoing testing of the feather continues as it did not dissipate as normal. Thought I could add some aspects. Next Track: More feet to your grave Part III and the Last Few Tricks.

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Agrimorfee - October 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Needs more clarity in relationship to the story.
Arch Vile - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Gloriosa Daisy was using magic to manipulate trees and weeds. She used that magic to treat all the campers from Canterlot High School as hostages. Her intention was to take them away from their normal lives and help her cause to keep the camp forcefully. Obviously, there was panic and fear as they were powerless to fight her. The only exception was Sunset 7, as usual. Ever think this group might be taking glory away from others. What was stopping someone from finding a lantern igniter and an accelerant to make a forest fire? I know extreme solution but given Scalding Wok's ordeal, he probably could have helped here.

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