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Song Parodies -> "Empty Doghouse/Monster"

Original Song Title:

"Empty Spaces/Young Lust"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Empty Doghouse/Monster"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

In the first parody, Biff asks Sully to build a doghouse and he thinks about building a factory, and telling all of the frogs.
What shall we use to build an empty
Doghouse that was filled with dogs?
How should I build another factory,
How should I tell all of the frogs?

[Telly Monster:]
I am just a nervous guy,
Monster in a town,
Where are all my good pets?
Who's gonna show this monster around?

[Baby Bear:]
Oooh, we need a purring kitten.
Ooooh, we need a purring cat.

[Telly Monster:]
Will some kitty in the yarn they bend,
Make me feel like a good friend?
Take this triangle that's bothering me.
You, Zoe, and the ABC!

[Baby Bear:]
Oooh, we need a purring kitten.
Oooh, we need a purring cat.

[The LeapFrog Learning frogs do a Guitar Solo]

[Baby Bear:]
Oooh, we need a purring kitten.
Oooh, we need a purring cat.

[Phone rings]
Mr. Frog: Hello?
Mrs. Frog: Yes, a collect call from Mrs. Frog, from Mr. Frog,
Will you send your kids to the Letter Factory?

Oh, he hung up? That's his residence, right? I wonder why he hung up?
Is there somebody else there besides Tad to answer?

[Tad dials the phone and it rings again.]
Tad: Hello?
Mr. Websley: This is Mr. Websley calling, are we reaching?
See he keeps hanging up, and there's a frog answering.

[Hangs up]
And, also in the second, Telly Monster appears to be a monster, and wants some pets like the kitty cat, and so does Baby Bear. Mr. Frog answered the phone, and there was somebody asking him to send his kids to The Letter Factory.
Biff and Sully, Telly and Baby Bear and Zoe (c) Sesame Workshop.
LeapFrog (c) LeapFrog Enterprises Inc.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead.

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Agrimorfee - May 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Oh my goodness. "All in all it's just a PBS street recalled." :) . I've done 2 1/2 parodies of this album (my favorite of all time)! I'd love to see if you can do it, too!

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