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Song Parodies -> "Pink Floyd Prsents The Wizard of Oz: Waiting For The Guards"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting For The Worms"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Pink Floyd Prsents The Wizard of Oz: Waiting For The Guards"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

OK, if you have been faithfully following this cinematic/audio adventure, we have been following the story of The Wizard of Oz with Pink Floyd's album The Wall in sequence. The OS next in sequence for The Wall, following In The Flesh, is Run Like Hell. However, this parody, for conceptual and musical reasons, incorporates Waiting For The Worms BEFORE the parody of Run Like Hell in this collection. Does that make sense? Certainly no more sense than Pink Floyd's album. So find "Waiting For The Worms" on your audio device, then set "Run Like Hell" next in your queue after you find "Pink Floyd Presents The Wizard of Oz: Run Like Heck" at this same web site. Enjoy.
[Oh-eee-oh...meee ohhhhhhhhhhhh um! oh-eee-oh...meee ohhhhhhhhhhhhh um!]

(Dorothy:)Ooooh, there's no hope for me now!
Aunt Em, I'm full of fright!
Oh that cruel witch, I'm done for!
Time to die!...

The trio's near the border, near the castle wall
Waiting for the guards to come
The Tin Man's lamentations, are starting to gall
Waiting for the guards to come

[I've got a plan on how to get in there, and you're going to lead us!...]
We could--go punch out the front guard
We could--just stand and look silly
We could--go dressed as the guards
We could--probably get real hurt
We could--go back to the Munchkins
We could--go shout at Glinda, she won't help us no more
We could--look for no real solution, hope that it starts to rain
We could--go dressed as the guards
We could--go back and get showered and bake us some muffins
We could--crack some beers, blast some tunes, watch the 6 o'clock news?
We could--just dress as the guards

(Do) Do you wanna see our Dorothy (our girl) again
My friend?
All we have to do is follow the guards
(Would) Would you like to see the crazy wizard, off the bend?
Well friend,
All we have to do is follow the guards...

[oh-eeeeee-oh, me-ohhhhhhhhhhhh-um! oh eeeeeee-oh, me-ohhhhhhhhhh-um!]


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