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Song Parodies -> "Moonraker"

Original Song Title:

"Have A Cigar"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Our next stop in Bond History Month takes us to the final frontier. Sure, Bond may have boldly gone where no man had gone before, but believe it or not, it wasn't always that way. If you've seen The Spy Who Loved Me, you may remember seeing the message "JAMES BOND WILL RETURN IN 'FOR YOUR EYES ONLY'" after the end credits. However, when Star Wars kicked off the sci-fi film craze in 1977, the producers decided to cash in by altering the plot of Ian Fleming's original novel for this 1979 film. Regardless of people's opinions, it went on to gross over $210 million, becoming the highest-grossing Bond film until Goldeneye came out. Enjoy the parody!
Come in here, James Bond, have this dart gun
For your next mission.
You gotta fly high,
We don’t want you to die,
Moneypenny’s gonna cry;
We’re gonna miss you!

Well, a shuttle has just gone missing
And we think it’s most unusual!
This plot smells so malicious,
That is really what we think!
You gotta go
To the brink!

And did we tell you the aim of this game, Bond?
You gotta take back the Moonraker!

Go out and kick ass!
Drax is havin’ such a gas!
You gotta break a lot of glass!
Go do it for the people!
If you mess up, Drax will set up his own master race!

Everybody’s counting on you!
Have you found his lair?
You had better be prepared!
And watch out for that big ol’ monster
Who likes to kill folks with his metal teeth!

And did we tell you the aim of this game, Bond?
You gotta take back the Moonraker!

[guitar solo, fades into TV channels being changed]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by a giant step back for mankind.

Oh by the way - which one's Pink?

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WarrenB - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I was wondering how you were going to pull this one off. Some pretty nice plot points subbed in.
Dylan Baranski - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, this one proved trickier than I thought, but it sure was worth it!
Ann Hammond - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment
he he
Wild Child JIN - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
No "space" for improvement, in this triple 5 "star" "gravity" defying parody! ;-) Can't wait until "A View to a Kill" but take your time, there is no rush, I also do like "For Your Eyes Only" Too! :-)

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