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Song Parodies -> "Wish You Had Cheer"

Original Song Title:

"Wish You Were Here"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Wish You Had Cheer"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

An ode to bachelorhood.
Bro, don’t you think I can smell
Smell that repels?
Clouds rise from stains
Can you see the paint peel ?
Even flies will bail
No air to inhale
Yes, I think I can smell

Will you find you some Glade?
Your compost provokes
Coughs, gasping, and pleas
“Fix air so we’ll all breathe.”
I’ve got dollars and change
Can you arrange
To walk on down to the store
For a cleanser to assuage

How I wish
How I wish you had Cheer
You’ve got no clean clothes
Making viral inroads
Infection fear
Something’s moving in gamey mound
I heard a sound
I’m most sincere
Wish you had Cheer.
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - Been there, was that! Nice job. (The security code was KFC...the main staple of my diet during the single years!) ;D
WarrenB - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR. Laundry was usually the last thing on my mind when I was a bachelor.
John Barry - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Cleanly crafted. Nice rhyming.
Below Average Dave - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
All I can say here is; I know the feeling
WarrenB - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB and BAD. It's one part of bachelorhood I don't remember fondly.

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