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Pink Floyd

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The Lyrics

About Starbucks. Yummmm. And this is also my first Pink Floyd parody. Enjoy.
--fade in with random sounds you would hear in someplace like Starbucks--

Coffee, on hump day
Off to your job and you could use a scorching-hot latte
Coffee, full of class
Hey lady in line, don't give me your sass!

Names of beverages are rather long
And require much specification

Coffee, try it black
Want a caramel frapuccino… SNACK ATTACK!
Coffee, include whip
Please add caramel sauce but whole milk please skip

I want it
Ice-cold, super-bold, fat-free, and creamy drink
And a blueberry muffin, I think


Coffee, it's divine
Especially at the 'Bucks, their brews are so fine
Coffee, gateway drug
So says my friend Eddie*, I should give him a hug
If you ask for a gift card, do regard that they're
giving tons away

--fade out with the usual noises and convos you would hear at Starbucks--
*Eddie = Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam. He said this "Caffeine: The Gateway Drug." TRUE DAT.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan S. - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I've been wanting to do a parody about coffee, but it never occurred to me to use this song for it. You did it quite nicely. 555
Phil Nelson - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
That reminds me- gotta go to Starbucks (got some gift cards). Deliciously refreshing parody. Anyway, 555 coffees
Fiddlegirl - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine! :)
Warren Baker - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Coffee Haiku

Coffee, cream, splenda
Stir till it's a lovely brown
Drink, drain, and repeat.

In total agreement with 'Bucks!
Christie Marie M - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
This goes very well with your Cake Boss parody! Great work on both! 5 caramel, 5 vanilla, and 5 hazelnut coffees for this one!
carly_carlz - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
JS- Don't steal my idea buddy. Thanks anyway. I always wanted to parody this song, but what to write it about? PN- Enjoy! Yummy. FG- Awww thanxx!! WB- That was a good haiku!! Better than my one about bunnies! CMM- I know, duzn't it?
Dan Creeden - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Great Job! Just remember when you stir it, use The Dark Side Of The Spoon.
carly_carlz - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Dan. I love that pun. :)

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