Now, if you believe what Limbaugh says,
"Obama wants to scalp the heads
Of all the newborn boys born in our land

You must protect your penis
From the White House Moyel in Chief
'Cause he won't cut your taxes
But he WILL cut your stick of beef"

But it is also quite well known
That Limbaugh is so fat
Under all his folds of blubber
No one will ever find his "gat".

(Limbaugh sings:)

We don't need no circumcision
We don't need no dong control
No gov'ment brisses for our infants
'Bama, leave our dicks alone

Hey, 'Bama, leave our dicks alone

All in all, it's just another dick, minus caul
All in all, it's just another dick, minus caul

(2-day-old "dittoheads" sing):

We don't need no circumcision
We don't need no dong control
No gov'ment brisses for our infants
'Bama, leave our dicks alone

Hey, 'Bama, leave our dicks alone

All in all, it's just another dick, minus caul
All in all, it's just another dick, minus caul

(Limbaugh shouts):

Go on, hide your dick!
Go on, hide your dick!
If you don't peel your meat, you can't have any healthcare. How can you get any healthcare if you don't peel your meat?
(this is when Limbaugh holds up a knife)
Hey you! You with the foreskin! Hold still, laddie!