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Stanley's been gone for too long.
He's now just a memory.
Slapshot in the empty goalpipe.
Stanely, why don't you come to Calgary?
Stanely, why'd'ja desert Calgary?
All in all it was just a puck in the rink.
All in all it was all just pucks in the rink.

"You! Yes, you! No more fighting!"

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We just want the Stanley Cup
We just want to win it all
Second in Midwest is not the best
Calgary let's bring the Cup back home
Hey! Calgary! Bring the Cup back home!
All in all it's just another puck in the rink
All in all you're just another puck in the rink.

We don't need no record wins
We don't need no best rookie
No showboating while not in the 'Dome.
Calgary let's bring the Cup back home
Hey! Calgary! Bring Stanley back home!
All in all it's just another puck in the rink
All in all you're just another puck in the rink.

[Guitar fill mixed with goal horn and crowd noise]

"Score, Do it again!"
"If ya don't lead by one, you can't score the empty net! How can you score the empty net if you don't lead by one?"
"You! Yes, you in the sin bin! No more fighting!"

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All we want is our dear Stanley
All we want's the silver trophy
We want our names written on the wall
Don't think we want very much at all
All in all it was just pucks in the rink
All in all you were all just pucks in the rink