Song Parodies -> "Half A Guitar"

Original Song Title:

"Have A Cigar"

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Original Performer:

"Half A Guitar"

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The Lyrics

flyin' near
oh boy
half a guitar
flung by a rock star
see how it flies
its gonna land nearby
and i can snatch it if i try
i'm gonna shove through

well, i've always craved this sort of wreck
and i'll treasure it sincerely
that rock star really smashed it
though it wasn't on the blink
its on its way
in a wink

and if i missed it, it'd sure be a shame, boy
it is a relic i must obtain

it was tossed out
he hurled and it sailed out
just thrust and sent that guitar out
among the payin' people
i'm so happy
as i quickly bound

everybody else is just green
caused i grabbed the part
and right away, i dart
and i evade the ugly mob, here
i just keep runnin' faster
how i steam

cause if i lost it, it'd sure be a shame, boy
its quite a relic i have obtained

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McKludge - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Very clever idea. I've seen drum sticks, guitar picks, and sweaty towels flung into the audience, but never chunk of guitar. 555

John Barry - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Is that guitar half full or half empty? The parody is full of fun.

alvin - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks mckludge...i'm proud to say i caught a pick that was flung by link wray...thanks john...like they say, you can't play a guitar with a broken neck

AFW - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Just half a guitar?..I wouldn't fret about it...since you've created a finely tuned parody

2Eagle - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

A smash hit.

Meriadoc - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Wonderful! Pacing was perfect to a very difficult OS. We did Halve a Guitar some years ago (totally different subject matter), but I think your pacing outdid ours. Bravo!

Peregrin - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Strangely, I was going to make the same assertion as Merry! Instead, I will say well done :)

Agrimorfee - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Very hard to pace, but you captured a moment in time quite well. Cool!

Ann Hammond - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

he he he

alvin - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW...i won't fret since i'm not highly strung...thanks 2eagle....thanks merry and peregrin...odd minds think alike, i suppose...thanks agri and ann

neptunevsmars - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Another 555 from me. The pacing is great and makes it easy to read and enjoy. And yes, Halve A Guitar a while back was great too. :-)

alvin - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks neptunevsmars...great name !

Guy - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Moe: Halve a guitar?
Joe: No thanks, just had one and I'm so stuffed I'm beginning to riff.

Too funny Alvin - you whack.

alvin - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks guy

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