[Parts 1-3=instrumental]

[Part 4]
Remember when I was young
You would shine like the sun
Shine on you crazy cereal
We'd wake up and open our eyes
Eat cereal, and put on our ties
Shine on you crazy cereal
You were caught between the lines
of childhood and stardom
Your cereals, there were three
Come on you Cap'n of childish laughter
Come on you cap'n, you legend, you martyr and shine

We reached for the cereal too soon
After the setting of the moon
Shine on you crazy cereal
Threatened by shadowat night, always eaten at night
Shine on you crazy cereal
Tony the Tiger made a terrible decision
He is a real sleeze
Come on you Cap'n of childish laughter
Come on you cap'n, you legend, you martyr and shine

[Part 5 instrumental]

I don't want to know where you are
Nor how near nor how far
Shine on you crazy cereal
Children ate you up for years
Now you're no longer herre
Shine on you crazy cereal
You were caught between the lines
of childhood and stardom
Your cereals, there were three
Come on you Cap'n of childish laughter
Come on you cap'n, you legend, you martyr and shine

[Parts 8-9=instrumental]