Song Parodies -> "In the Slush (The Denis Leary Christmas Special)"

Original Song Title:

"In The Flesh"

Original Performer:

"In the Slush (The Denis Leary Christmas Special)"

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The Lyrics

Deck The Wall continues...

So ya
Thought ya
Were going to
A nice family show,
To see all of the little elves and toy soldiers?
I got some bad new for you, parents
Andy Williams ain't well, he's gonna burn in hell
Now Ted Nugent stands tall, leads our house rockin' band
We're f----ing Christmas up, and it's gonna be grand

Do any reindeers fly in your thoughts tonight?
We shot 'em down with cannonballs! (Can-On-Balls!)
And these merry snowmen, they look so gay to me
Light a torch on 'em all! (Torch-Them-All!)
And Santa's a foolishdouchebag, a buffoon!
Riding his reindeer by the light of the moon
He's in my sight range
I'll soon have him shot
Happy holidays go to all of you-- NOT!

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Agrimorfee - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Darn it all, there is a---Line missing from the song.:( The missing line follows "...toy soldiers": "Sing and dance in the snow."

alvin rhodes - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment

cheery AND violent..yay

MrMacphisto - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Lock and load... 5-5-5

Red Ant aka Dennis Leary - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow, this is freakin special. We got Ted Nugent, cannonballs, gay snowmen, and Santa as a Massengill. All we need now is some NyQuil and Sudafed. Oh, here are some 5s, whatever the hell those are, Merry F****** Christmas. ;-)

Spaff.com - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I especially like the Andy Williams line. This reminds me - I gotta listen to "No Cure for Cancer" again - been too long.

Agrimorfee - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment

To my amazement, Denis Leary had an actual Christmas special on Comedy Central this year. I didn't get to watch it, but I do know that it's title cannot be repeated in a family-oriented web site. :)

Matthias - July 24, 2014 - Report this comment

I remember this project well. It was a lot of fun! We should do something like this again this Christmas!

bobpiecheese - July 27, 2014 - Report this comment

(ABC) Wow, this didn't click with me at all. Maybe it's the fact that I lack the context of the rest of the apparent project, I dunno, but the just the basic of idea of "we're gonna blow up Christmas" isn't that funny on it's own, and the shortness of the OS didn't allow you to flesh it out much. So yeah, not one of my faves of yours, sorry.

Blaydeman - July 27, 2014 - Report this comment

(ABC) This was kind of intense. It didn't quite do it for me either. It doesn't help that I'm really not a Pink Floyd fan (I know you are, so don't be mad at me). I don't know what it was, I just didn't laugh a lot. Sorry.

Abbott Skelding - August 04, 2014 - Report this comment

I'm not the biggest Floyd fan either, but I love what you were going for. A Denis Leary hosted Christmas special, with Ted Nugent leading the band and destroying Christmas rather than celebrating it...that's pretty funn stuff! Although to be be more Leary-esque, you need a few more F-Bombs, but I can look past that haha. Nice work!

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