Garbage, run away
It really stinks and with that I'm not okay
Garbage, smells like gas
Fling that trash with both hands and hear it crash
Black tar, mayo jar, tube of face cream
Paper, there must be a whole ream

Garbage, it's stacked
Mash it down, Jack, keep it off of the train track
Garbage, take a whiff
Don't live near a landfill, you stupid dimwit
I've got my high-fidelity nose plug, are we past yet?
And I think I need a hair net

Garbage, lotsa grime
Use a trash can and don't trash the slice of my pie
Garbage, so they say
Is consuming lots of land today
But if you ask for fresh air it's no surprise that they've
Gone and made that gray

Spoken: (my own version)
Huhuh! It's on the road, right?
Yes, it's an awful sight
It's certainly on the road
It's definitely in the road, that geezer's Steel Sack was leaking and was oozing
Yeah!
Why does anyone trash anything?
I don't know, it smells like skunk all the time
I was just thinking, what kind of idiot goes to the lake
And throws beer bottles, used diapers, and potato chip bags everywhere?
It comes as a blow to know they just toss their litter out