My skirt is so short won't touch my thighs
I keep moving so I won't freeze
Shivering, so cold, where's the spotlight?
Spun around and got dizzy

I don't wanna skate
They might break my legs

Oh, don't let them club my legs (not my legs)
I don't want them to stub my legs (pretty legs)
It is safer to dance ballet

I appear to glide upon the ice
My ankles must pay the price
Trainer seems to think I'm doing fine, fine, fine
But I can see painful headlines

I don't wanna skate
They'll crack both my legs

Oh, don't let them whack my legs (slender legs)
I don't want them to smack my legs
It is safer to play croquet

I won't get to skate
When they rap my legs

They're afraid that I will win first prize
So they plan for my demise
No more skating after their lesson
But I don't want that, that's why I'm stressin'

I don't wanna skate
Cause they'll bust my legs

Oh, don't let them thrash my legs (lovely legs)
I don't want them to bash my legs
It is safer to pick bouquets

Oh, don't let them thump my legs (sexy legs)
I don't want them to bump my legs
It is safer to ride subways