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Song Parodies -> "Friends Reunited?"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Peaches & Herb

Parody Song Title:

"Friends Reunited?"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

For those who don't know, Friends Reunited is a website that gets old school "chums" back in contact with each other...
You left your school way back in '85
And thanked the Lord that you got out alive
It was, you can say
Quite like Guantanamo Bay
Imprisoned without charge in class 11A, hey hey

Tonight you're surfing on the world wide web
Wond'ring what happened to your first love, Deb
Now you feel a putz
Coz kids that hated your guts
Some twenty years later, all want toget in touch, hey hey

Reunited with the dweebs and nerds
Reunited with those jock bass-turds
Who'd give you a wedge
And got their kicks flushing heads
Past feuds could be ignited on Friends Reunited, hey hey

You found out Deb married that d***head, Mark
They've got eight kids and run a trailer park
And cheerleader Pip
Now works the Las Vegas Strip
She always was athletic with areal firm grip, hey hey

Stanley the Goth now works in stocks and bonds
And "Useless Eustice" won Olympic bronze
Big Baseballer Bart
Still works late nights at K-Mart
He tried out with the Braves but couldn'tget a start (hehe!)

Reunited with the preppies, punks
Reunited with the divas, drunks
And old Mr Lee
Who taught 5th grade chemistry
"Tutored" young boys in private, so he got indicted, hey hey

Lechers, losers, the burnt-out and broke
The dudes who used to deal the pills and smoke
All logging in
And wondering why
There are no Oscar winners in ouralumni, hey hey

Reunited with those you disliked
Reunited with the campus bike
She lives down your street,
She's asking if you can meet
Your love life has been blighted: you think"hey, why fight it?"hey hey!!

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Johnny D - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh 5s!
stuart mcarthur - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, that might all be true Kristof, but I'm the guy who invented post-its - 555
Red Ant - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent Kristof, haven't hear this OS in ages but it came back to me. 555.
John Barry - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, especially the "Goth" verse. 5s
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks JD, Stu, Ant and JAB. And Stu; well, I better than post-it notes, so there! :-)
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
funny as hell...wonderfully written and probably pretty accurate..5s
Matthias - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, we had most of the lot in my school.
carol - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it! 555
Peregrin - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. Funny stuff, Kristof :) About this line:

"And cheerleader Pip, Now works the Las Vegas Strip, She always was athletic with a real firm grip"

Hmmm, well, I *have* been to Vegas, and I have *walked* the strip... I think you have my gender confused though ha ha.

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