(He)
I've got some Bud Lights and it's nice outside,
Just thought that we could both take a horsey ride.
And I'm just so glad, to be such a lucky lad,
I brought candle light you know that can't be bad, hey, hey.

(She)
I had a rough day at the studio,
It's so romantic, I want you to know.
And my boss is such a jerk, he's way too much,
With candle light and Bud Light this is a nice touch, hey, hey.

(Both)
Fart ignited, oh that was so rude,
Fart ignited that was really crude.
Why that fart got lit?
Would have been better to shit.
It was that candle lighted, caused that fart ignited, hey, hey.

(She)
Was just a tiny flash, it looked real small.
Bigger than life turned to a fire ball.
I like horses fine, just not the nuclear kind,
You just can't tell what's goin' on in their behind, hey, hey.

(He)
Was just a little flash, you look okay,
Wonder what they put in that horses hay?
As you convalesce, I'll try to clean up the mess,
Keep flame away from horses with gasy business, hey, hey.


Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-a-a-by

(Both)
Duck for cover, flame is shootin' out,
There's gas reacting out the south bound spout.
Lit up like day,
It covers the night,
It was so unexpected to see it ignite, hey, hey.