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Song Parodies -> "50 Ways To Catch Osama"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 Ways To Catch Osama"

Parody Written by:

Cichlid joe

The Lyrics

sad that this song was written 3 years ago...still resonates unfortunately...
(President Bush: We've broken Al Queda cells in Hamburg, Milan, Madrid, London, Paris as well as Buffalo NY. We have the terrorists on the run. We're keeping them on the run. One by one the terrorists are learning the meaning of American justice.)

the problem is still that we have failed to catch the man
we claim was mastermind of 911's plan
with all our power I still do not understand
there must be
50 ways to catch Osama

They say, "we're trying and we've caught some evil dudes
further more we think we're gaining on the one who makes the news
but I'll repeat myself
at the risk of being crude
there must be 50 ways to catch Osama

stealth bomber attack, Jack
send in some droids, Floyd
sweep some more of the caves, Dave
but don't let him run free
Let's get things rolling Colin
Bury him in a cave in
let's wipe off that damn grin

get the search on track Jack
pull him out of his bed Fred
or lift him off of his cot, Scott
but don't let him go free
let's get things rollin Colin
bury him is a cave in
but lets wipe off that damn grin
don't let him run free
(President Bush: as we fight this war we will remember where it began. Here in our own country)
I'm saying it grieves me so to think that man's alive.
I think of all of those Americans who died.
so here's suggestions that possibly explain about the 50 ways
(sounds of air/ground assault)
I say we grab him while he's fast asleep tonight
and in the morning we remind him that he started this whole fight
and once we have him. he will surely
pay the final price
there must be 50 ways to catch Osama
50 ways to catch Osama
(repeat chorus(

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Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
And if you think about it... and, clearly, you have... this is Number 1 on the list of 50 reasons to have dumped Georgie Bush in 2004. Alas, a few people in a few States thought gay people wanting to get married was a greater threat to America than the man who masterminded the 9/11attacks. The worm is turning, though. And it's people like you and me who will be able to proudly say we were right all along, and we never had too much class to say, "I told you so!"

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