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Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Underwear"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

When it's the crack on your side back,
That won't deny view.
Nothing's underneath your pants at all.
It's just a lack of application;
You're not wearin' none,
Not a pleasant sighting for eyeball.

Under-wea-ar-ar, they come in some nice bright colors,
And no one can screen your bummer.
They may stink bad from turds on laundry day, oh yeah,
Get you some nylon knickers, don't wanna see your total aft,
You're needin' to wear some underwear each day.

They will hide all the folds and even all the wrinkles,
Cover up that spreader out of sight.
So just allow us use of our imagination,
Keep your rear end out of the day-light.

Under-wea-ar-ar, they come in some nice bright colors,
And no one can screen your bummer.
They may stink bad from turds on laundry day, oh yeah,
Get you some nylon knickers, don't wanna see your total aft,
You're needin' to wear some underwear each day.

Come on just wear some underwear today,
Come on just wear some underwear today,
Come on just wear some underwear today,

Come on just wear some underwear,
Come on just wear some underwear,
Come on just wear some underwear today,
Come on just wear some underwear,
'Cause no one wants it to be shown,
Come on just wear some underwear today,
Come on just wear some underwear, will you?
Come on just wear some underwear today,

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, great as always, Guy, 5's ..... your genius especially shines through in phrases like "...don't wanna see your total aft" !
Adagio - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe...it really goes with the song...it's funny...5's
alvin rhodes - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
not enough songs about underwear, i always say...5s
2Eagle - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
O. K. it made me laugh - I give you 5's.

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