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Song Parodies -> "50 Brands Of Plant-Based Ice Cream"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 Brands Of Plant-Based Ice Cream"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

ai did a sweet job on the verses after being given the chorus

The freezer's stocked with goodness, I've got a craving tonight,
Plant-based ice cream heaven, oh what a delight.
From Forager to Cosmic Bliss, the flavors fill my dreams,
I'm swimming in a sweet sea, 50 brands so it seems.

Talenti's got me swooning, their gelato's so divine,
Breyers' creamy goodness, every flavor's a find.
365's reliable, always there in a pinch,
Arctic Zero's guilt-free, I can eat without a cinch.

Oh how sweet,
50 brands of plant-based ice cream,
What a treat,
50 brands of plant-based ice cream.

Favorite Day brings joy, their pints are quite a delight,
Halo Top's low-calorie, but the taste is just right.
NadaMoo! makes me go "Mmm," with each spoonful I take,
Ben & Jerry's wacky flavors, they never make a mistake.

Enlightened, Coolhaus, Haagen Dazs, and Van Leeuwen,
Alden's, O'MY!, Oatly, they all have me swooning.
Kind and Planet Oat, their flavors know no bounds,
Daiya and Wicked Kitchen, unique tastes can be found.

Oh how sweet,
50 brands of plant-based ice cream,
What a treat,
50 brands of plant-based ice cream.

Cado's avocado ice cream, it's so wonderfully green,
Mauna Loa's macadamia, a tropical dream.
So Delicious, Sunscoop, Wildgood, and Sacred Serve,
Eclipse, Holi Scoops, they all make my taste buds swerve.

Open Nature's wholesome, their ingredients so pure,
Must Love's delightful, their flavors reassure.
Valsoia, Chloe's, Magnum, they're all worth a try,
Brave Robot, Ripple, each scoop takes me high.

Oh how sweet,
50 brands of plant-based ice cream,
What a treat,
50 brands of plant-based ice cream.

Double Rainbow's vibrant, their colors make me smile,
Ciao Bella's Italian touch, it's classy all the while.
Doozy Pots, Earth Grown, Daily Harvest, they impress,
Trader Joe's and Whole Creations, I'm in ice cream success.

Gro, Sweet Freedom, Naturli', Northern Bloc, and Marble Slab,
Jude's completes the lineup, an ice cream lover's rehab.
With 50 brands of plant-based bliss, I'm in a heavenly dream,
A world of ice cream wonders, that's the sweetest theme.

Oh how sweet,
50 brands of plant-based ice cream,
What a treat,
50 brands of plant-based ice cream.

Just look at that freezer rack
So many grand brands
To bring you dessert joy
So wonderfully
Eat it on the bus, Gus
Don’t let the driver bust
you eating your great Oatly
or Ben & Jerry’s

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