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Song Parodies -> "Hate Me Like the Plague"

Original Song Title:

"Loves Me Like a Rock"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Hate Me Like the Plague"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

The original song was kind of silly....the parody is just as silly. Not trying to SLAM Trump with this one.....maybe just bitch-slap him!
When I was a little boy
And the teacher would call my name
I'd say "now who do ...
Who do you think you're schooling?"
I'm an intoxicated boy
drunken with money and power
O, My father loved, he loved me
He gave me lots & lots of money
and he gave me lots of stock
he gave me lots of stock and wages
he loved me.......he loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me.....

When I was grown to be a man
And some banker would call my name
I'd say "now who do . ..
Who do you think you're screwing?"
I'm a rich & wealthy man
I can grab her by the pu--ussy
Melania loves me, she loves me
She gets on her knees and does me
But our new life is a crock
We're living like we're locked in cages
It bugs bugs me, bugs me, bugs me, bugs me....

Now that I'm the President
Whenever the Congress calls me names
They ask me "what the ...??
What the hell you think you're doing????"
I'm making Presidential deals;
Creating total pandemonium
They all berate me
They hate me
They'd like to eliminate me
Yeah, they hate me like the plague
they hate me like the plagues of Egypt
They'll dump me
They'll dump me, dump me, dump me, dump me......

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Total Votes: 30

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Emmett Kelly - May 09, 2017 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I approve of the sentiment. Trump is America's disgrace and embarrassment. His base proves that P.T. Barnum was right: There's a sucker born every minute. The silver lining is that much of the rest of the world is so horrified by our catastrophe that there is a backlash against flag-waving white nationalism, racist populism, and proud ignorance. Macron may not be the best fabric, but it's not a synthetic fiber.
Emmett Kelly - May 09, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Don't you EVER talk like that to me! I know who you are! I will NOT shut up. I never mentioned Hillary. You did. Don't EVER run off at the mouth to me with your right-wing litany. I'm sick of it and I'm sick of you and your war-mongering and the stench of your daily diarrhea you call "parodies." You are a boring fool. Look at today's news, for God's sake. Trump's firing of an investigator who is looking, with probable cause, into the possible criminal acts of Trump & Co. is the classic hallmark of a tin-pot dictatorship. Nixon fired the Special Prosecutor for Watergate in 1973, and within hours the wheels of impeachment started to turn. And, unlike Trump, Nixon was popular, having recently won re-election by a landslide. Trump is toast and you have forgotten history. So you're doomed to witness it repeating. You're getting the crooked, incompetent, authoritarian regime you voted for. Too bad that the majority, who voted for anyone else, has to suffer.
Word to Emmet Kelly - May 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Kelly Emmet - May 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Who are you shrieking at Emmet Kelly, yourself? Perhaps you should see a psychiatrist to figure out why you're so pissed at yourself. Just kidding, I know there's been a comment removed. Now, about this firing of an investigator you're so up in arms about -- that would be FBI Director James Comey. The same James Comey whose head every Democrat on the planet wanted on a plate. So now that Trump has made this happen, you're foaming at the mouth that the Republic is about to fall? ..... So, Comey as traitor is now officially ungoodthink? Which means the new goodthink is "Comey is a martyr; Comey has always been a martyr". Just as Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
Richard M. Nixon - May 10, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Let me say say this about that: The people have to know whether their president is a crook. Well, he is a crook. And let me make this perfectly clear: Emmett Kelly (look him up), who is a greater clown than Trump will ever be, was against Comey before he was for him. Mr. Kelly told me that Comey's malpractice re Hillary is as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes. Pretending that it is the reason for the firing is disingenuous. But now, Comey's active leadership in the current FBI investigation of the sitting President's possible complicity in the undermining of American democracy is of urgent moment, with barely imaginable consequences for worldwide security and the future of our Republic. Imagine Mayor LaGuardia being pulled over for speeding, and the Mayor responds by firing the police officer!
The White House coverup is on, and believe me, I know from coverups. Thank God for an inquisitive and relentless press, whistle blowers, and the latter-day Deep Throat, who will surely emerge.
Mason, also in Virginia - May 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Jeff, don't let the Trumpite heathens try to diminish the truth, brother. That evil man is an Antichrist. Two Corinthians??? And his pastor is a woman? Ain't no such thing according to the Good Book. A woman cannot teach nor hold spiritual authority over any man due to Eve's deception. Besides, his wife was a no good hooker and he's a nasty rich man. Eye of the needle and such.

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