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Song Parodies -> "50 States The Donald Will Lose In"

Original Song Title:

"Fifty Way to Leave your Lover"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 States The Donald Will Lose In"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

The problem's all inside The Donald's head you know,
Hillary will win or else to Canada we'll go,
All his supporters dumb as Larry, Curly, and Moe,
There will be fifty states, the Donald will lose in.
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He’s counting on his basket of deplorables
To reach the magic two-seventy electorals
The way he gropes the girls just makes you wanna hurl,
There will be fifty states the Donald will lose in.
fifty states the Donald will lose in.
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Hillary wins, Tim
No Florida tie, Guy
The Donald will place, Ace
He’s losin’ the race!

No Mexican ban, Stan,
No wall’s in Hillary’s plans
It’s time to concede Trumpie
Cause you act crazy.
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The world is waiting for November Eighth to know
if Trump will get his hands on the nuclear codes, uh oh,
He'll then get mad at a tweet and up the world he'll blow
It's up to the 50 states...

The Donald's gonna lose and then he gonna sue,
Every single person in the states of blue,
No more riots at his rallies will ensue,
There will be 50 states the Donald will lose in.
50 states the Donald will lose in.

Hillary wins, Tim
No Florida tie, Guy
The Donald will place, Ace
He’s losin’ the race!
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Hop on the bus, Gus
Onboard the Donald discussed much!
No Whitehouse key, Trumpie
Cause you act crazy!

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Zen Adam B. - November 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Hi All. you can also see this performed on youtube.
annimal - November 07, 2016 - Report this comment
pacing may be a little off. Thanks for reminding about Larry, Curly, and Moe
John Lomain - November 08, 2016 - Report this comment
He will definitely lose but not in every state. Catchy parody 5's
Melanie Lee - November 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Pacing is a bit off, but I laughed! I vote you a 4-5-5! People, get out and vote today. Your life just might depend upon it!
CML - November 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Pacing is a bit off, not to mention # of states that Trump will lose in. Try "Twenty States Trump Will Lose In" I think you'll have a winner
Zen Adam B. - November 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Don't worry, I'll redo it 4 years from now. I started these "50 states" parodies with Dean, then Hillary, now Trump. The words are accurate though: Hillary won the popular vote in the 50 states. It's just the ridiculous electoral college that gave the Donald the win.

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