The problem is all because of meds meant for E.D.
Your lance hurts extremely, and it shakes spasmodic'lly
I'd like to help you in your quest to get relief
There must be fifty ways to ease your chubber

You know the feeling that you have's become acute
Furthermore, you fear your weenie will be lost or drip and droop
But I'll repeat myself to a reckless nincompoop
There must be fifty ways to ease your chubber
Fifty ways to ease your chubber

You just trip on a rat, Matt
Bake up some Spam, Sam
You get peeved and annoyed, LLoyd
And get yourself wee
Slop through some muck, Huck
You don't need all this cussed lust
You've got to relieve, Steve
Your great urge to pee

Ooh, chip off some plaque, Zack
Watch some Roseanne, Van
Ooh, become unemployed, Boyd
Your chub's twitchin' should cease
Hop on a crutch, Dutch
You could sweep off the hutch dust
Just swallow some fleece, Cleese
And stress will decrease

You know you really feel like such a scatterbrain
You wish there was something to reduce your juvenile complaint
I said there's an answer for that, and so I will explain
About the fifty ways

I said I'll give you hope to calm your fitful fright
And you'll become much less horny and begin to ease your plight
I said just trust me, and you'll realize I certainly was right
There must be fifty ways to ease your chubber
Fifty ways to ease your chubber

You just think of Iraq, Mack
Rage at Iran, Dan
You could key a Rolls Royce, Boyce
Then chop down a tree
Oh, you chomp on a duck, Chuck
You'll be freed if you brush thrush
Just think of Aunt Bee, Lee
And claim victory

Hang from a rack, Jack
Swallow wet sand, Rand
You could chug down some soy, Roy
Oh, and lessen your grief
Repaint your truck, Buck
You don’t need to retouch clutch
Just change your beliefs, Chief
And get your relief