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Song Parodies -> "Bamaphone"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Bamaphone"

Parody Written by:

Right Turn

The Lyrics

When I think back
On all the drugs I did in high school
It's a wonder
I can think at all
And so my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can telephone from anywhere at all

Bamaphone
You give us the porno sites
For all us parasites
Makes you think all the world's a funky day, oh yeah!
I got a Apple iPhone
It's a version 5
So Romney, don't take my Bamaphone away

Look at all the girls I knew
When I was single
I've got all their pictures on my phone
I know they'd never want
For me to show you
But here are pictures of each one of them alone

Bamaphone
You give us the porno sites
For all us parasites
Makes you think all the world's a funky day, oh yeah!
I got a Apple iPhone
It's a version 5
So Romney, don't take my Bamaphone away

Romney, don't take my Bamaphone away
Romney, don't take my Bamaphone away
Romney, don't take my Bamaphone away

Romney, don't take my Bamaphone
Romney, don't take my Bamaphone
Romney, don't take my Bamaphone away

Romney, don't take my Bamaphone
Romney, don't take my Bamaphone
Romney, don't take my Bamaphone away

Romney, don't take my Bamaphone
Leave me out here on my own
Romney, don't take my Bamaphone away

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Rick C - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I thought this was a good idea but, you used too many lines from the original. Pacing was off too. 333

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