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Song Parodies -> "Chloroform"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

When I think back on what a sack I was in high school
It's a wonder I could score at all
And now this new technique has made me quite successful
Well I gotta say it sure beats alcohol

When she tries to keep her distance
It gives you such low resistance
It lets you make all the girls your willing date
Whoa yeah
I like 'em nice and conscious
...Once they're handcuffed to my lawnchair
Yes I gotta say
This chloroform is great

If I took all the ladies down where mom plays bingo
and tied em up in leather for one night
I know they'd kick my ass and I'd end up in prison
I guess it's now my turn to scrap and fight

It gives you those nice limp bodies
Even if they know karate
It lets you make all the girls your "willing" date
Whoa yeah
Here take a nice big whiffy
You'll be my girlfriend in a jiffy
Yes I gotta say this chloroform is great

Gottagotta get some chloroform
Gottagotta get some chloroform
Gottagotta get some chloroform todaaaay
Gottagotta get some chloroform
And infiltrate that co-ed dorm
Gottagotta get some chloroform todaaaay

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 24

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 5   13

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Rice Cube - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Pippin - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it, clever !
Jonathan C. - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Do you have a large, deep pit in your house, Bill, uh I mean Claude. ;)Good job.
Billy Florio - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG, this is great...I couldnt stop laughing (Or wondering why I didnt think of doing this...the parody...not the act) lol..anyway...keep 'em coming
Stray Pooch - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
This is why I never let my children on the internet alone - lol!!!!! You are a sick man, Claude, but funny. I give the parody high marks, and I do have a sense of humor. But I really question whether the subject is apprpriate based on the site guidelines. You are talking about sexual assault here. I know it's a joke, and good choice of a song for it, but the subject is a little hard to take. Mind you, there have been worse ones out here on amiright, so I'm not picking on you.
Billy Florio - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"Mind you, there have been worse ones out here on amiright, " .....umm..well, I think I have submitted most of them here lol
Claude Prez - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry Pooch. And anyone else who may have been offended by the implications (in my defense, s*x is never actually mentioned) contained in this parody. Sometimes it's easy to forget the guidelines are even there, especially if I think something will be funny. Anyway, thanks for the comments everyone.
Eric Andrews - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I seriously did think this parody was funny, but it's just a song for crying out loud! Claude, you may be new, but you've got a lot of potential on here. William Tong just might need to make some room at the top.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"Second Annual Billy Florio Award"
JOE - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Luke Brattoni - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
All that trouble over a little bit o' chemically-assisted rape? Have some 5s, this was a knock-out.

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