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Song Parodies -> "Viagra"
Original Song Title:
"Kodachrome"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Viagra"
Parody Written by:
Dan Creeden
The Lyrics
Happy 70th Birthday to Paul Simon
When I think back to all the crap dates I had in my life
And how they all ended like a dud
But I've finally found the cure for my little problem
Now I'm just a rhymin', good timing stud
Vi-a-gra
It's just what the doctor prescribed
For a 70 year old's life
I'm the Wilt Chamberlin of the AARP, whoopee
Always on the prowl
Cause it's been over four hours now
Doctor don't take my Viagra away
All of the ladies on the floor
At first were impressed
Till they lost their glasses and eyesight robbed
Now instead of getting lucky
They hang their hats on me
While others mistake me for a doorknob
Vi-a-gra
So much for my orgies till dawn
Being the Senior Center Don Juan
Not what I thought it would turn out you see, for me
And one little side effect
It's made me bloated and so upset
Doctor, take my Viagra away so I can pee
Doctor, take my Viagra away
I need to hit the bathroom today
Doctor, take my Viagra away
Doctor , take my Viagra away real soon
Or I'll float away like a big balloon
Doctor, take my Viagra away
Doctor, take my Viagra away
Doctor, take my Viagra away
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Never having had the "pleasure" of staying "up" for 4 hours, I marvel at your ability to write this parody in an "elevated" state. LoL @ hat-rack & doorknob; next time wait till the dance band is packing up before popping the pill. For another "Senior Center Don Juan", view reruns of PBS's "Waiting for God" Brit-com series. IDNKTOS, won't vote.
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