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Song Parodies -> "Clinton's Such a Crock"

Original Song Title:

"Loves Me Like A Rock"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Clinton's Such a Crock"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

... I wonder, does anyone think the Clintons or the Democrat party will actually tell the public this ONE truth? (Especially tell their own flock / voters / supporters who send them money and vote for them in primaries -- one would ** THINK ** they'd at least be honest to THEM about something THIS BIG!)

IMAGINE if this "the BIGGEST SCANDAL / FINANCIAL FRAUD EVER SEEN IN WASHINGTON were on the republican side of the fence! The media would be all over this, the HILL DEMOCRATS would be sucking every last drop of publicity they could possible could, spend their work days (on our dollar) forming committees - DEMANDING the right to FIRE ALL INVOLVED and asking the public, to write their officials & demand they go! - You KNOW it's TRUE, (denial is ugly - liberals practice it way too much & it shows up all over their bitter little selves) And liberal's BEST ENTERTAINMENT is to always CAPITALIZE on everything - even if there is no proof, its untrue or they just made it up to cause anger w/Americans! (They DO LOVE CAPITALISM when it is for them, (the egocentric thing) -- this LIBERAL scandal is HUGE -- and the people, mostly unaware, should KNOW what's going on so they don't WASTE their votes on Hillary!
If they find out too late, they'll REALLY pissed they voted THAT CHOICE IN to run against MCCAIN!

When Hillary was just a babe
And her mama wanted her named
She thought "now who should, who should I name her after?"
"She will desecrate joy"
"Oh! That man to climb Everest ""someday"""

"He's famous someday, believe me!
He'll climb that mountain first and you'll see
Oh he'll be first to the top
She's a block off that jock on pages
Sir Hillary
And you'll see, you'll see, you'll see, you'll see"

When she got into her teens
Hmm, and would revel in her sport's games
Say, "Now Hillary, who'd you think you're foolin?
Obscurity ain't no plan
There's no school team, you don't play soccer!

Oh baby I plea, I do plea
You get down on your knees and pray, see?
For these lies and all this crock!
You're a block off the crock in pages
Sir Hillary
I do plea, do plea, do plea, do plea

Now running for President
Hmm, and the people call your name
They say "Who do, who do you think you're foolin?
With all those documents you've sealed
So many cons and lies you are plasmodium

They will all see, they'll all see
This historic fraud case they should see
You know it'll be a shock
You mock your own flock for ages
Sir Hillary
A mockery, mockery, mockery, mockery

The Pardon's locked, locked, locked up

Tax returns, taxes, taxes, hidden!

Oh wow
No no no no no - no no snow

Oo no

Clinton's such a crock!

Not a soccer jock

Biggest fraud case ever brought, oh baby

Lies to her own flock

Flock will be in shock

The white house locked docs

la, la, la, la, la, duh!

Will be known the "crock of ages"

Lies and all the crock

Won't show the hidden docs, oh baby!

Her tax returns locked

Hiding current fraud docs

Bill's pardon's are now blocked

White House Records blocked

Biggest financial fraud case brought

Deceiving her own flock
Hillary's the crock of ages oh baby!

Hillary Clinton Lies - some of them anyway! The whole collection of Hillary (or bill) lies would take up a massive web site, all the bandwidth and be an endless read of facts and lies --- it'd be too much for just one site!

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Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Still jealous that Hillary got Bill, and you didn't? Don't you people know that you can't beat the Clintons? Can the Obamas? Yes we can!
Jason - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Round 1 (Ding Ding!)
Spoof-Man - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Yo, Michael, I'll be the one Laughing when Hillary becomes President!!!
Linda T - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Yo, Spoof-Man !
Michael would never vote or support Hillary! He's against corruption, whines about it all the time, why, he's corruptions number one enemy! You don't think this white light of your party would vote in one of them most corrupt candidates to run w/ a corrupt hubby to boot? Of course not! He hates corruption -- he wouldn't call it in to office - why would he?
nah, he's not that HYPOCRTITICAL – is he>

And Michael ---
Jealous of a rapist and 4 time cheater on his wife he LOVES so much? Right! I am not a value-less, immoral, classless and tasteless liberal – those are his type – not mine!
Bill Clinton - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Lindah mah Chald! Ah will nevah put mah stick in yah hole!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Rapist? Linda, you're bringing up stuff that was exposed as fraudulent while he was still President. As for cheating on wives, why don't you ask John Mack Daddy if the Iseman cometh? Who's McCain gonna take as his running mate, Newt? 'Cause that sure wouldn't be a balanced ticket! Unless you mean two wives (and counting) at the front and three wives (and counting) at the back!
McKludge aka Prometheus - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
If you're going for total ex-wife count, pick Giuliani over Newt.
QC79 - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
...well, at least Linda's not resorting to name calling, mud slinging and libelous accusations. No, wait--she is! Oops, my bad.
Linda T - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Bill Clinton, WOW! You are actually not lying this time, a true miracle Bill, and good job!
(But really, that was a no-brainer!)

True, you’ll “nevah” will because I am WAY to good for a …

Sorry Saudi-kissin’,
moral missin’
Bin freein’
Hallow hissin’
impeached ickin’
STD swimmin’,
law dismissin’
wrinkly wearin’
ugly agin’
chronic lyin’
washed up has been
like “yah”

I know it hurts, just suck it up!

QC79 - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Like I said...

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