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Song Parodies -> "You Are HAVING That Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Having My Baby"

Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"You Are HAVING That Baby"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

I used to think Republicans were watered-down I think they are Straight, NO CHASER! The Supreme Court is now a religious activist cult. They have made women second-class citizens. If you're anti-abortion, fine....but what right do YOU have to ram YOUR beliefs down OUR throats? The three Trump court justices all LIED in their confirmation hearings. No surprise there...they were picked by the Master Liar of them all. They should all be impeached for lying under oath.
You're havin' a baby
Better not complain! We're takin' control of your body
Havin' that baby
It's a great campaign that's funded by Hobby Lobby

We can see it, your belly's growin'
The Supreme Court has denied, we're happy in knowin'
That you're havin' that baby
Though your uncle's in your bed, we don't care what he's doin' to ya
Havin' that baby
You're a girl who's been raped, we don't know what you're goin' through, yeah

The Left and Biden, we need to show them
All the Pro-choice gays and Libs , yeah we need to own them
It's all crap, and we know it!
But you're havin' that baby
"I'm a 13-year-old and the government's doin' it to me"
Havin' that baby
"I'm a 13-year old and Republicans are gonna screw me"

You're gonna' have to keep it!
Gonna' put you through it
We know this might just ruin your life
still you have to do it, yeah you better do it
Yeah, you're havin' that baby
"I'm a 13-year old , why the hell are you doin' this to me???"
You're havin' that baby!!
"I'm a 13-year old, you Republicans are all screwin me"
Havin' that baby
You're a woman, that's all and we've got control of your body.......

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Kathleen Rice - July 22, 2022 - Report this comment
I would suggest we stop throwing the word “abortion” around because you think it’s one that’s going to raise the emotions above having a reasonable conversation. In a word that has been weaponized in my opinion by certain people in this country. Because if we’re going to have a real conversation about this, we have to stop using language that is going to prevent an actual meaningful conversation from happening.
Jeff (the author of this parody) - July 23, 2022 - Report this comment
I have reported to administrator whatever @$$#01e is putting phony comments under my name, and I suggest you all do the same if it happens to you.. Furthermore, to the snowflaky right wing nuts....F Trump, and if you still support him, then F U 2

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