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Song Parodies -> "You Aborted My Baby"

Original Song Title:

"(You're) Having My Baby"

Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"You Aborted My Baby"

Parody Written by:

Eel Deal

The Lyrics

You aborted my baby
What a lovely way to show
you were as liberal as me
You aborted my baby
What a lovely way for us
to shirk responsibility.
I can see that your face is glowing
and you can see it in my eyes.
I'm happy knowing that you aborted my baby.
You're the woman i love and i love what it didn’t to you.
You aborted my baby
You're a woman with logic and i love
that you wouldn’t let it through you.
The freedom inside you
kept a bulge from showing
because the seed inside you,
you kept it from growing
Are you happy knowing that you aborted my baby?
“I'm a woman with logic and i love
what it didn’t do to me.”
You aborted my baby.
“I'm a woman with logic and i love
that it didn’t go through me.”
You didn't have to delete it
but you wouldn't put us through it.
You could have kept it in your life
but you wouldn't do it
No, you wouldn't do it.
You aborted my baby.

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Patrick - June 02, 2020 - Report this comment
I can remember this ode to life and responsibility (the OS) actually got air play, even thought it was lampooned on "WKRP in Cincinnati". I definitely appreciate the satire here. Sadly, no one seems to be leaving comments much anymore, but at one time you probably would have caught a lot of flak for this from readers who, inexplicably for a satirical web site, might not have grasped your intentions.

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