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Song Parodies -> "Havin' Five Babies"
Original Song Title:
"Having My Baby"
Original Performer:
Paul Anka
Parody Song Title:
"Havin' Five Babies"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
havin' five babies
what a chubby waist displayin'...how much they stuff me
havin' five babies
what a risky game i'm playin'..how it will disrupt me
i can feel them...sure are growin'
they will grow to giant size...and nothing can slow 'em
crap ! ...i'm havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies
they're fertility drugs
and the drugs sure were coarsin' through me
they're there inside me...you see 'em showin'
whoa...a herd inside me...babies gonna start a-growin'
and the pappy...don't know yet......
that i'm havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies
they're fertility drugs
and the drugs sure were coarsin' through me
quintet set of people...didn't mean to do it
i shoulda kept it down from five
but i didn't do it...but i shoulda knew it
now, i'm havin' five babies
i was trouble enough
now my love won't be speakin' to me
havin' five babies
drugs were doin' their stuff
all at once, they were leakin' through me
havin' five babies
what a chubby waist displayin'...how much they stuff me
havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies
what a chubby waist displayin'...how much they stuff me
havin' five babies
what a risky game i'm playin'..how it will disrupt me
i can feel them...sure are growin'
they will grow to giant size...and nothing can slow 'em
crap ! ...i'm havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies
they're fertility drugs
and the drugs sure were coarsin' through me
they're there inside me...you see 'em showin'
whoa...a herd inside me...babies gonna start a-growin'
and the pappy...don't know yet......
that i'm havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies
they're fertility drugs
and the drugs sure were coarsin' through me
quintet set of people...didn't mean to do it
i shoulda kept it down from five
but i didn't do it...but i shoulda knew it
now, i'm havin' five babies
i was trouble enough
now my love won't be speakin' to me
havin' five babies
drugs were doin' their stuff
all at once, they were leakin' through me
havin' five babies
what a chubby waist displayin'...how much they stuff me
havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies
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555. There's a pun about "fives" coming up by another voter, and I'm not gonna do it. Wait for it...
Once again you delivered this well-good luck with the kids-lol.
I know this song and know that it's paced well and funny. 5 rattles along with the three 5's.
thanks dutchman red ant and carol
Alvin, Did You Know Paul Anka Covered Smells Like Teen Spirit?
Loved this one. Gives me an idea along these lines... Thanks!
Fives all round
Really hilarious one.
thanks green bloodied hound dogs (i had no idea)...PMS, leebee and larry
Thank you for not making this a pro-abortion parody (just as the original song was pro-life).
Five babies x three. I cringed to see the name of Lurker, the psycho who used to pollute the site.
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