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Song Parodies -> "No Coincidence"

Original Song Title:

"Isn't It A Shame"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Labelle

Parody Song Title:

"No Coincidence"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

This parody is about African-American related issues in the 21st Century.
1st Verse:


It's so sad
That black people
Are being hated
and segregated all-time
They're super appalled
(Tell me more 'bout them.)
In addition to that
Black people
Kill each other
Don't care 'bout each other
So sad, they will be extinct one day
Woaaaaaaaaaaah!



Refrain:
It's No Coincidence
(That's right)
Improperly raised children!
(With no fathers there to correct them at all!)
It's No Coincidence
You got a thousand years before you die


2nd Verse:


So extremely sad
That black people
They kill each other
(kill each other like big old fat animals
it's nonsense!)
Especially in Chi-town
(Tell me more 'bout them.)
And it's painful
That black people
Who have bigger strokes
Eating too much big ol' junk food
Blowing kidneys all the dang time
wooooooooooooooooooah!


Refrain:
It's no coincidence!
(That's right)
Improperly raised children!
(With no fathers there to correct them at all!)
It's no coincidence
(Baby, you got a thousand years)
Black folks would never get along real well!
Repeat

(You got thousand years before you die)



[mezzo-piano]]

Mmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmm

Mmm-mmmmm, mmmmmmm

Mmmmm-mmmm,mmmmmm

mmmmmm,mmmmm,mmmmm

Yeaaaaah, no coincidence

You got a thousand years before you...
Black folks would never get along really well
Oooooooooooooooooooh!


Refrain


Mezzo-piano:
Black folks would never get along really well
Wooooooooooooooah


Verse 3:
And how is it that
Black People
Who have mental
issues and sadness
having to be jobless now
(Tell me more 'bout them.)
Once again how is it
That now
Black People
Are at the bottom
(hated by white folks taking
jobs away from them now)
Blacks fought back it doesn't
Work



Refrain:
Crescendo




No coincidence
(No, no sir.)

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