Song Parodies -> The Night Her Top Was Pried
| Original Song Title: | "The Night Chicago Died" |
| Original Performer: | Paper Lace |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Night Her Top Was Pried" |
| Parody Written by: | Alan Hochbaum |
Janet was a kid, on the old show called Good Times
Back in the good old days, back with her friend JJ
In the cold of a winter night
At the regular halftime drill
Her breast came into sight
And they talk about it still
How a man named Justin T.
Went and set her boobie free
It was too much to ignore
As the crowd called out for more!
I heard my mama cried
I heard she prayed when Janet's top was pried
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a sight it really was
Double D!
I heard my father squealed
He held his fly and said that he'd been healed
Brother what a sight the people watched
Good thing that he didn't grab her crotch
Yes indeed!
Then the sound of the ringing phones
Told the network what to do
Had to calm the religious right
Who had seizures from the view
So Janet just confessed
That she meant to expose her breast
Thought she knew what the kiddies like
Just the same as her brother Mike!
I heard my mama cried
I heard she prayed when Janet's top was pried
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a sight it really was
Double D!
I heard my father squealed
He held his fly and said that he'd been healed
Brother what a sight the people watched
Good thing that he didn't grab her crotch
Yes indeed!
But the saddest part of all
Is that I wasn't in the room
I had just walked down the hall
So I missed her big bazoom
But I heard that it was great
This cause of Nipple-gate!
The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Yes indeed!
The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Double D!
The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Yes indeed!
Back in the good old days, back with her friend JJ
In the cold of a winter night
At the regular halftime drill
Her breast came into sight
And they talk about it still
How a man named Justin T.
Went and set her boobie free
It was too much to ignore
As the crowd called out for more!
I heard my mama cried
I heard she prayed when Janet's top was pried
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a sight it really was
Double D!
I heard my father squealed
He held his fly and said that he'd been healed
Brother what a sight the people watched
Good thing that he didn't grab her crotch
Yes indeed!
Then the sound of the ringing phones
Told the network what to do
Had to calm the religious right
Who had seizures from the view
So Janet just confessed
That she meant to expose her breast
Thought she knew what the kiddies like
Just the same as her brother Mike!
I heard my mama cried
I heard she prayed when Janet's top was pried
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a sight it really was
Double D!
I heard my father squealed
He held his fly and said that he'd been healed
Brother what a sight the people watched
Good thing that he didn't grab her crotch
Yes indeed!
But the saddest part of all
Is that I wasn't in the room
I had just walked down the hall
So I missed her big bazoom
But I heard that it was great
This cause of Nipple-gate!
The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Yes indeed!
The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Double D!
The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Yes indeed!
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Alan, you are one wacked-out puppy and a parody genius too - 5's, dude, too funny!
Hee hee.
Wow, I'm impressed. This is the best one I've seen on the website! I'm sure of it! Cheers to you!
I couldn't imagine being your wife and having to live with someone so crazy that he could write a parody like this one! However ... you got all 5's from me you silly, crazy man.
boingy boingy...5's
Nice job.
This one was a hoot...er...
Funny!!!!!! Not bad for an amature!
Very good - is this really your only parody so far?
Yeah, what Phil said
DKTOS, but this is awesome, very funny! 5's!
Y'know, Alan, you could probably do a reprise of this using "American Pie". You know..."...the night, her top, was pried...and my, my, did the F-C-C cry, Janet Jackson's flopped her big'uns and so decency's died..." etc. etc. this is something I made up off the top of my head so it probably sucks but I'm sure you can do better ;-)
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