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Song Parodies -> "The Night That Donald Died"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Chicago Died"

Original Performer:

Paper Lace

Parody Song Title:

"The Night That Donald Died"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

An event that never happened being parodied about another event that didn't happen. Just take it in good humor republicans. Its just a joke, if it hurts that bad, go get some preparation H. I like to write stuff that slants in different directions.
There was a president who talked a bunch of shit on Twitter
Back in the U.S.A. back in the bad old days
In the heat of a summer night
In the land of the dollar bill
When the president of 'Murica died
And they talk about it still
When a man named Donald Trump
Tried to make that country his own
And he called Republicans to war
With reason and common sense
I heard Melania Cry
She said hooray the night that Donald died
Tried to build a wall from Mexico
Bullet to the temple, Who'd a thought?
Gun Control!
I heard Melania cry
She said Hooray the night that Donald died
Tried to build a wall from Mexico
Bullet to the temple, Who'd a thought?
MS-13!
And the Mueller investigation claimed,
a bunch of shit he was trying to deny
'Til the last of hoodlum dreamers
Had surrendered up or died
He was out giving a speech
And the sound of a rifle cracked
And I asked someone who said
"That Donald Trump was dead!"
I heard Melania Cry
She said hooray the night that Donald died
Tried to build a wall from Mexico
Bullet to the temple, Who'd a thought?
Gun Control!
I heard Melania cry
She said Hooray the night that Donald died
Tried to build a wall from Mexico
Bullet to the temple, Who'd a thought?
MS-13!
And there was no sound at all
an assassin upon the wall
And his head burst open wide
when a bullet went inside
You should'a seen Melania's face
as she brushed her tears away
The night that Donald died
Na-na na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
The night that Trump had died
Tried to build a wall from Mexico
Bullet to the temple, Who'd a thought?
MS-13!
The night that Donald died
Na-na na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
The night that Donald died
Tried to build a wall from Mexico
Bullet to the temple, Who'd a thought?
MS-13!
The night that Donald died
Na-na na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
The night that Donald died
Tried to build a wall from Mexico
Bullet to the temple, Who'd a thought?
MS-13!

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Michael Pacholek - May 29, 2019 - Report this comment
I want Trump gone, by any means constitutional. I don't want him to die in office, because that makes him a martyr, and that's the last thing we need. Having said that, this was terrible. Bad pacing, no sense of rhyme, and not the least bit funny. By all means, try again, but you're going to have to do a LOT better.
Jimmy Breslin - May 29, 2019 - Report this comment
I approve this song, also...ochinchin daisuki!
Joseph Little - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
It may not be one of my best, and of course I don't want him dead, it is purely fantasy. I'm glad I made somebody's butt hurt tho! If your taking my music seriously, your doing it wrong bro.
Agrimorfee - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
Interesting that folks on both sides of the aisle are giving this one a thumbs down. Good parodies should be funny regardless of the political affiliation.
Patrick - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
Exceedingly bad taste. I agree with what Michael Pacholek said about the quality of the parody itself. He does not support Trump. I object to Trump's tariffs and provocative actions toward Iran. Overall I think Trump has some good ideas on infrastructure and the economy. This country has far too much violence already. This parody is borderline advocacy for assassination.
Joseph Little - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
This is why I stay away from political parodies. I generally go for the throat. If I had hypothetically killed off any one else, would you be as butt hurt? Personally I dont care about politics; Trump is a polarizing individual, and I knew this was going to get some attention. My humor can be tasteless, and Yes, Michael, I agree that this would make him a martyr. Im just having fun with the song, isnt that what this site is about? Darius, criticism is fine with me but no personal attacks. THAT aint cool bro!
Agrimorfee - May 31, 2019 - Report this comment
@Joseph Williams, any "jokey" riposte about killing a public figure is considered very poor taste.
Rand - June 02, 2019 - Report this comment
Take your assassination-fantasy parody, and your "just take it in good humor, Republicans" and Preparation H comments and shove them straight up your a**. This is the sort of trash that has turned this site into an open sewer.
Darius - June 02, 2019 - Report this comment
I apologize if I upset you with my bad behavior, Mr. Little.

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