Think I'm gonna pop
'Cause I'm insane in the membrane
I think I heard them say
Chew on a chicken egg

Got a fight going in my mind
It says, "be paranoid of grills"
Yeah them voices were not kind
"I think I'm crazy Dr. Phil!!!!"

They once told me to burn my home
And to buy Britney rings tones
Baby, Hit Me One More Time
and I did 'til me head shined

Then I broke down and cried
I think the voices in my head have lied
I've become a dolt without a 'cause
Like a lightning bolt had struck my arse
Woh is me

My head says crickets fry
When you pour gasoline and use a light
Was the biggest blaze I ever saw
All I did was gaze and laugh "he-haw"
I'm a dweeb

The voices told me once that I have fangs
and that I would die if hit by light
That was their April Fool's joke, dang
They kept that up for ten nights

I heard this one that stuttered Poker Face
I tried to stop it with a can of mace
I faced the can at my head
Guess it worked, 'cause that voice fled

That really stung my eyes
and I hurt ev'ry time those voices lie
Lordy they think knife's are really fun
One says she's my wife and lives in buns
So don't eat

I bet those voices lied
When they had said that my pet turtle died
So if it gets out and starts to walk
Hit it in the snout with a big rock
Lied indeed

Oh and those voices they are never small
They could fill any room or hall
They sometimes tell me to hide
When I see roaches crawl inside
Doctor help me fix this disgrace
I'm hearing voices all over the place

I think the voices lied (nananananananana)
I think my mind is fried
They said "Off your legs with a chain saw"
Then give triple A a booty call
Made me bleed

So now I sit inside (hahahahahahahahaha)
One voice said to drink Tide
I think I'm a nut without a cause
Should follow my gut, my head has flaws
Please help me!

I think the voices lied (nanananananananana)
Can't fight them though I've tried
But they're fading out just like this song
Starting to have doubts as they go on
What a week