Song Parodies -> Tonight My Mojo Died
| Original Song Title: | "The Night Chicago Died" |
| Original Performer: | Paper Lace |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tonight My Mojo Died" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
Or "Making Lemonade From Lemons." Written for Below Average Dave's Artistry competition, and for no other reason.
In the seat of my hummer, right?
It's so grand for a holler, Bill
When I pawned a steak taco, dried
And I washed it down with swill
When I can play a saxophone
And ride a train to parts unknown
And relieve my cankersore
With some forceps at my jaw
I'm Obama's spy
I made a play and drank Clamato, Clyde
Mother, what a fright, a chilly buzz!
Hovering a kite like Billy does
Rescue me
I returned to Rama, why?
I had to say it right near guano white
Bummer, what a knight to see, pshaw!
Bothering the right against the law
Go, Godspeed!
Answer the clarion call
Scut the dock, and bust the ball
Said the dentist, "Open wide!"
Then the man he stepped inside
And he brushed my plaque away
The fright my hog applied
To light green tomatoes, fried
Cover up the mighty steeple, haw!
Smother all the lights, asleep with Paw!
That's my creed
The rite, to tango ride
To San Diego, hide!
Lover, hold me tight and keep it raw
Buffer and excite the sheep, rah rah!
Messed up breed
It's so grand for a holler, Bill
When I pawned a steak taco, dried
And I washed it down with swill
When I can play a saxophone
And ride a train to parts unknown
And relieve my cankersore
With some forceps at my jaw
I'm Obama's spy
I made a play and drank Clamato, Clyde
Mother, what a fright, a chilly buzz!
Hovering a kite like Billy does
Rescue me
I returned to Rama, why?
I had to say it right near guano white
Bummer, what a knight to see, pshaw!
Bothering the right against the law
Go, Godspeed!
Answer the clarion call
Scut the dock, and bust the ball
Said the dentist, "Open wide!"
Then the man he stepped inside
And he brushed my plaque away
The fright my hog applied
To light green tomatoes, fried
Cover up the mighty steeple, haw!
Smother all the lights, asleep with Paw!
That's my creed
The rite, to tango ride
To San Diego, hide!
Lover, hold me tight and keep it raw
Buffer and excite the sheep, rah rah!
Messed up breed
Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee. Meh.
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Lord Agree, this is very manic . . very BadDaveEsque, sir . . . < Cabo Wabo>
Hey Agri, how have you been? It's been a long time since I read your parodies! Forgotten how hilarious your parodies are! 5's!
Very surreal Agrimorfee... Not too sure how I feel about this one :P
(Artistry) Paper lace seems to bring out the insanity in parodists. :-) See you at the next rendezvous with Rama.
Indeed
(Artistry) Turquoise bicycle shoes fins actualize radishes greenly! But in other news, this was a very random, and thus hilarious parody. Maybe if it was done to a very mumbly OS it would have been BRILLIANT, but as is it's only GREAT. 555! Also, wibble.
I had to go over this a few times until I caught where it was supposed to be. It's the OS that's hard to follow. I do think that not doing the opening dialogue and ending early threw me some too. It's surreal Beattles on drugs stuff. I think I have to read it a couple more times to try to understand it.
(Artistry) Yeah, took me a second to understand this one too--but you know me and surreal--it's like my alter ego or something, fun once I got it. Like Matthias said, they seem to inspire insanity (like listening to Roseanna Barr when Medemia mentioned it even though I already knew why he did)
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