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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Glue"

Original Song Title:

"Jackie Blue"

Original Performer:

Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Glue"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Ooh-hoo, crazy glue
Sticks to almost anything, if you
attempt a mishap then you're stuck
That's crazy, you're out of luck

It will mess up your fine toupee
Hour after hour, day after day
It might be a very strong paste
You got any more time to waste?

Ooh-hoo, crazy glue
Things get lame, guys, you know it's true
If your bedroom's bulletin board's
Too crazy to land on filthy floors

This paste will help you correct a mistake
It might sometimes your own fate
You thought it's messy, if you're not careful
You'd never thought it gets too awful

You'd never used your crazy glue
To stick your nostrils together too
And you will breathe much less air
Until you faint, that wasn't much fair

That's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy, hey hey hey hey

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Jason - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Why don't you give your crazy glue a go and see if it works sticking nostrils?
2Eagle - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Who hates you? I like your parodies, so please keep it up. Just don't use it before you use your keyboard or you will really be in trouble.
Dylan Baranski - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
A sticky good parody, man! 5-5-5 gallons of Crazy Glue for you!

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