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Song Parodies -> "Gave You A Lump Of Coal"
Original Song Title:
"Stick Around For Rock & Roll"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Outlaws
Parody Song Title:
"Gave You A Lump Of Coal"
Parody Written by:
Bionic Coyote Coupon
The Lyrics
Not too many people have heard this song before. My mom bought a car tape that had the Outlaws' greatest hits. "Stick Around For Rock & Roll" was one of the songs on the tape. The Outlaws never really had any major hits except "Green Grass & High Tides". However,they are one of my favorite bands. This parody is about what might happen to a scrooge when xmas comes around.
Santa came and gave you a lump of coal
That's because wrecking xmas is your goal
Then you find out that there's no presents under the tree (None for you)
Then you'll find that coal is the only thing
You say you hate christmas
Never buy toys with your cash
Instead you go out to buy some hash
Then you get drunk and talk trash
Santa came and gave you a lump of coal
That's because wrecking xmas is your goal
Then you find out that there's no presents under the tree (None for you)
Then you'll find that coal is the only thing
Everyone says that you're a scrooge
Tell me,why you are such a stooge
You know,I know xmas is coming soon
So why don't you just get a clue
Santa came and gave you a lump of coal
That's because wrecking xmas is your goal
Then you find out that there's no presents under the tree (None for you)
Then you'll find that coal is the only thing
That's because wrecking xmas is your goal
Then you find out that there's no presents under the tree (None for you)
Then you'll find that coal is the only thing
You say you hate christmas
Never buy toys with your cash
Instead you go out to buy some hash
Then you get drunk and talk trash
Santa came and gave you a lump of coal
That's because wrecking xmas is your goal
Then you find out that there's no presents under the tree (None for you)
Then you'll find that coal is the only thing
Everyone says that you're a scrooge
Tell me,why you are such a stooge
You know,I know xmas is coming soon
So why don't you just get a clue
Santa came and gave you a lump of coal
That's because wrecking xmas is your goal
Then you find out that there's no presents under the tree (None for you)
Then you'll find that coal is the only thing
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