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Original Song Title:

"Still the One"

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Parody Song Title:

"Still the One"

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The Lyrics

Just image an old guy singing this song.
Well, we've been together for sixty years
I can barely hear through the hair in my ears
Still I want you to know later down the line
You're still the one who'll be yelling all the time

You're still the one
But we have separate beds
Still the one
With white hairs on your head
I'm still having fun
And you're still the one

I look through my specs every day
Without them, I stumble every which way
When winter comes, we will go to Florida (to Florida)
Down in the tropics, bingo and canasta

You're still the one
Who I won't call a hag
Still the one
You re-use a tea bag
No teeth, just got gums
And you're still the one

You're still the one
Who's kept this marriage long
Still the one
Harass me when I'm wrong
Nowhere for me to run
"Cause you're still the one
Yes you are

Changing Depends is pretty bad
Even though we are old, I'm still glad

You're still the one
For an early bird lunch
Still the one
Dinner at five o'clock
Our day is almost done
And you're still the one

You're still the one
Keep those kids off the lawn
Still the one
Drives with the blinker on
Medicare costs a ton
But you're still the one

You're still the one
Who doesn't like rock now
Still the one
Goes to bed at eight o'clock
But it's all in fun
And you're still the one

Still the one
Still the one
Now this song is done
And you're still the one

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