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Song Parodies -> "Have You Ever Been A Fellow?"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Ever Been Mellow?"

Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Have You Ever Been A Fellow?"

Parody Written by:

Yolanda DeByle

The Lyrics

Note: This is a fictionalized version of my own life story. I'm not saying anything about anybody else or the choices they make.
There was a time when I was, as dysphoric as you are.
I was like you.
There was a day when I felt, gender roles just make me blue.
I was like you.
But surge 'ry seemed like overkill.
I'll just take hormones yes I will!

Have you ever been a fellow?
Have you ever tried, to find a prostate deep inside you?
Have you ever been happy, playing with your shlong?
Has it ever then grown erect and long?

Taking the hormones made me, Too aggressive, lost my hair.
It's just not fair.
No one affirmed my gender. Who'm I doing all this for?
I said, no more!
Now it's not hard to understand
Although I'm butch, I'm not a man!

I have never been a fellow
No I even cried, to find no prostate deep inside me.
I have never had the pleasure, playing with my shlong
So I went out and bought a new strap-on!


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