Everything that he says is a total lie
It’s all a fabrication
A worse Congressional blight
Can surely be seen
But he’s such a fault-laden egregious fraud
Must be related to Ponzi
No matter what he talks about
There’s not a word of truth to see

A pest fibber cul, fibber cul
A pestilence fibber cul
Pestilence that’s fibber cul
All we hear is fraudy talk, just fraudy talk
Nothing there but fraudy talk
Lying fraud that’s fibber cul, fibber cul
A fraud that pure’s friggin’ cul
All we hear is fraudy talk, just fraudy talk
All he shares is fraudy talk

A bin patient’s what he should be
Because he’s truth-unable
For him it’s hard to state a fact
Impossible, we mean
Yet he got appointments from a crew
As bad at speaking truthfully
But that’s what you get these days from clowns
As bad or worse than he

They’re also fibber culs, fibber culs
A nest of pest fibber culs
All engaged in fraudy talk, much fraudy talk
For all it’s just fraudy talk
He that claimed he helped animals
But then for one animal
He did what was criminal
Conned a vet, took funds and walked, took funds and walked
Thanks to him the dog was lost