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Song Parodies -> "She's Just a Tease"

Original Song Title:

"Please Mister Please"

Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"She's Just a Tease"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Love hurts.
I adored her from afar, she seemed a cute fox
Wanted beastly bulging beauty to pursue
I could see her tooth reflecting in the mirror
And her psychopathic grin on lips of doom

I know hunky mama wrestles, she’s a pounder
And that gal’s a gal who likes to bring the pain
For my misanthropic madame, she’s a mad one
With punch she’ll bring some lovin’ unrestrained

She’s just a tease
Built like B-17
When you hear gong
She goes King Kong
Don’t provoke her
She’s just a tease
One fist throw from her means
You won’t ever talk
You’ll eat through straw that bends

Well I felt the time was ready, this my high noon
So I drank and called, “My dear, bring worst to me.”
In midair, she thwacked and hammered me a new thrill
Senseless beatin’ is the state I wanna be

When I woke, I heard a sound, my respirator
That windmill left, could see the stars go spinnin’ by
Now beside my bed, dear honey strokes my fractures
Saw her tooth was grinning, want her for my bride

She’s just a tease
She loves mean repartee
Shares her sly look
Then her right hook
Found her oak floor
She’s just a tease
Got my gold queen of mean
I’m not ever gonna eat with teeth again.
Share the pain with someone special: The Blogging Baker.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
How's about "Venus in Furs" to the OS?
AFW - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Meaty subject..sounds like you fell for her, literally.
Patrick - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Is this kinkier than sheep? I always thought that sex and violence were two pleasures that should be enjoyed separately. But, everyone is pressed for time these days. As the masochist once said to the sadist "Beat me, beat me!". The sadist replied with a wicked grin "No!".
UnKnownVotress - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I see that Captain Jack de BareAll was the first to respond to this write, which does not surprise me, as this does carry the stamp of Pirate Captain Jack !
WarrenB - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
JB- Had to look that one up. After reading the plot summary, I'll have to leave that write to you. I guess this means I'm throwing the gauntlet at you and wondering if you enjoyed that a bit too much...
AFW- I was telling my wife about writing this parody, and her first reaction was: 'Is there something I should know?' Then she made me scrub the kitchen. With my forehead.
Patrick- I always got the 'sadist' and 'masochist' monikers mixed up. Thanks for the witty way to remember.
UKV- I'm tickled you stopped by to comment. I hope it was exquisitely painful ;-)

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