He was dead,
But Americans soon wanted to parade his head
'Round the White House, White House
For the dough
That would come therewith; the president said no.

Osama's been shot, totally shot
By Navy SEALs.
We cheered when he was shot, totally shot
For highlight reels.
We cheered with excess, no more, no less
When he was totally shot.

Morality,
Whither morality when Obama broke the news?
All hell broke loose, broke loose
On May Night.
We got carried away on the next day
After he was shot, totally shot
By U.S. troops.
We were festive 'cos he was shot, totally shot
And his head drooped.
They want photographs released by staff
'Cos he's been totally shot.

It's a shame when we treat this the same
Like one's team's Super Bowl win, a Super Bowl win
And the Fall Classic too.

Obama, withhold the stills!
When the public, public wants to get the hype,
That's a no-no.
It certainly blows
Whenever you fight the dead to get a head
Though bin Laden's shot, totally shot.
To hell with them
Who want his corpse shot, totally shot
To make mayhem.
You would not provoke those Taliban blokes
Though he's been totally shot.
Just be on your guard, it still will be hard
E'en though he's totally (3x) shot.
Just go back to work, don't go beserk
Though he's been totally, totally, totally shot.
Honour that one SEAL, but make it real
Though he's been totally, totally, totally shot!
(Ad lib and fade)