Scratch and Grounder were a-snooping where Robotnik
Did discuss with Coconuts a great machine;
But they pressed upon the door of Mobius' throne-room
And he asked: "SnooPING AS usual, I see?"

Then I saw a guy with Tourette's playing billiards
And he fell and screamed "BOB SAGET!" on the floor.
I heard Mario say: "Where there's smoke, they pinch back;"
Since then, I've always looked for even more.

More PINGAS, please! let all toasters toast toast;
The enclosed instruction book I'll always check out.
More PINGAS, please! in YTP will I boast
'Cos I wonder what's for dinner all the time.

If I had a scouter every time Vegeta
Dared his enemy's strength with Nappa to share,
He and I could safely say OVER 9000;
But for Nappa, it would be too much to bear.

Now, I'd better watch for some guy named Rick Astley
Who says that he will never give his lady up;
And I'll go to make my face the best of Ganon's
Ere I put the book of Koridai on top.

More PINGAS, please! I will make friends with Weegee,
Though he'll turn me into himself in the long run.
More PINGAS, please! I like Mama Luigi;
This peace is what all true warriors strive for.