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Song Parodies -> "Hopelessly Exploded Too Soon"
Original Song Title:
"Hopelessly Devoted To You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Olivia Newton-John
Parody Song Title:
"Hopelessly Exploded Too Soon"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Inspired in part by this wonderful story, but mainly by Kristof's Terror School Dropout
I guess I'm not the first 'slamic martyr
And mine was not the first suicide
I didn't really know
Why I had to go
Kaboom
Hello! I was a fool who was willing
To blow my bits all over the room
But timing was all wrong
Screwed up my martyrdom
Boo hoo
I hopelessly exploded too soon
But now
There's no virgin brides
'Cause I wasted suicide
I'm pointlessly dead
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon
My fate's to be not in Nirvana
Because I flunked my martyr-to-go
My end was unique
I went off just like Pik-
Achu
I hopelessly exploded too soon
But now - ain't doing too well
'Cause I blew myself to hell
Fuckwittedly dead
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon
And mine was not the first suicide
I didn't really know
Why I had to go
Kaboom
Hello! I was a fool who was willing
To blow my bits all over the room
But timing was all wrong
Screwed up my martyrdom
Boo hoo
I hopelessly exploded too soon
But now
There's no virgin brides
'Cause I wasted suicide
I'm pointlessly dead
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon
My fate's to be not in Nirvana
Because I flunked my martyr-to-go
My end was unique
I went off just like Pik-
Achu
I hopelessly exploded too soon
But now - ain't doing too well
'Cause I blew myself to hell
Fuckwittedly dead
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon
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Great parody...I love Olivia Newton-Jihad! ;D
Found another!
Talk about being totally wasted.
Hey there Lord Phil, Duke of iSlam ! Careful now, or some may throw you in the Slammer, SirPhil .
Ha! I was picturing a spoof of that scene in Grease while reading this!
:-) Thanks, all.
Hee! Thanks for the shout-out, mate. I was hoping you'd do something cool with the title, and you haven't disappointed. What a blast! 555
Thought this would be about premature ejaculation. Still funny though. 5-5-5
Dy-no-mite!
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