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Song Parodies -> "Simon Cowell"
Original Song Title:
"Backstabbers"
(MP3)Original Performer:
O'Jays
Parody Song Title:
"Simon Cowell"
Parody Written by:
Freddie C.
The Lyrics
That was bloody awful...Horrendous...That was absolutely the worst rendition I've ever heard...That was so ghastly...So appalling...You sound as if your whole mouth was made of sandpaper...This is not a Broadway show...Juvenile...Good? Yes. American Idol? No...You failed the test this time...
Simon Says
(He scowls in your face)
All the time he is the one to hate
Simon Cowell (Simon Cowell)
(He scowls in your face)
Then tells you to leave this place
Simon Cowell (Simon Cowell)
Came from England to Hollywood, he never does smile, no no
When his insults hit the air, they better beware, yeah yeah
He'll tell you things like "That was so horrid"
And most of the time, we think that he's stupid
No matter what Randy and Paula say
Simon has to shatter your confidence each day
Simon Sucks!
(He scowls in your face)
All the time he is the one to hate
Simon Cowell (Simon Cowell)
He keeps letting the insults fly on his own free will, yeah
(What's that Simon saying?)
He says those evil things again and again and again and again, yeah
Surely he must have a good thing to say
But he's evil for sure, cause it just happens that way
These Idols don't wanna have to go pack
But they can't shake that crazy British man off their back
Simon's Bad!
(He scowls in your face)
All the time he is the one to hate
Simon Cowell (Simon Cowell)
(instrumental break, accompanied by various Simon Cowell insults)
Simon Sucks!
(He scowls in your face)
The man in black, Simon will hurt you so bad! (Simon Cowell)
(He scowls in your face)
Most of the time, he tells big lies! (Simon Cowell)
(He scowls in your face)
Better sing, better sing, better sing your song, and prove Simon wrong! (Simon Cowell)
(He scowls in your face)
All the time he is the one to hate
Simon Cowell (Simon Cowell)
(He scowls in your face)
Then tells you to leave this place
Simon Cowell (Simon Cowell)
Came from England to Hollywood, he never does smile, no no
When his insults hit the air, they better beware, yeah yeah
He'll tell you things like "That was so horrid"
And most of the time, we think that he's stupid
No matter what Randy and Paula say
Simon has to shatter your confidence each day
Simon Sucks!
(He scowls in your face)
All the time he is the one to hate
Simon Cowell (Simon Cowell)
He keeps letting the insults fly on his own free will, yeah
(What's that Simon saying?)
He says those evil things again and again and again and again, yeah
Surely he must have a good thing to say
But he's evil for sure, cause it just happens that way
These Idols don't wanna have to go pack
But they can't shake that crazy British man off their back
Simon's Bad!
(He scowls in your face)
All the time he is the one to hate
Simon Cowell (Simon Cowell)
(instrumental break, accompanied by various Simon Cowell insults)
Simon Sucks!
(He scowls in your face)
The man in black, Simon will hurt you so bad! (Simon Cowell)
(He scowls in your face)
Most of the time, he tells big lies! (Simon Cowell)
(He scowls in your face)
Better sing, better sing, better sing your song, and prove Simon wrong! (Simon Cowell)
Jennifer Hudson, this one's for you. We all wish you were still here.
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