(instrumental intro)

Dummy's aboard (he's a dummy)
No brain (none)
Where is Shrub's brain, Shrub's brain?
Dummy's aboard (rules the world now)
No brain (free ride)
Where is Shrub's brain? (free ride)
Shrub's brain?

The next flop that he makes through his bungling
To piss off the folks in Russia, and China, too
We all know that his crime was robbing Gore
Without his brain, he'll be hiding, hiding from you

Well, hell...

Dummy's aboard (He will heed Big Money)
No brain (No brain)
Where is Shrub's brain?
Shrub's brain? (Tell him to stick it, come on)
Dummy's aboard (Right wing hides his brain)
No brain (Find his brain, y'all)
Where is Shrub's brain? (Where's his brain?)
Shrub's brain?

Dubya's brother over in Florida
See all the folks he gyped in misery, too
Shrub has left his brain on vacation
His reign is twisted,
Won't feel sorry, sorry for you

Dummy's aboard (Assisted by his brother)
No brain (None, dumb one)
Where is Shrub's brain (Find his brain, y'all)
Shrub's brain? (Dumb one)
Dummy's aboard (His means are wicked)
No brain (Watch him hide)
Where is Shrub's brain? Shrub's brain?

Hide... see him hide...
Watch him hide...
Watch him hide...
Let's kick him overboard

Dummy's aboard (With no brain)
No brain (Got no brain)
Where is Shrub's brain, Shrub's brain? (Find his brain, y'all)
Dummy's aboard (With no brain)
Where is Shrub's brain, Shrub's brain?

(Repeat last verse and fade)