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Song Parodies -> "Cov 'Ronacoaster"

Original Song Title:

"Love Rollercoaster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ohio Players

Parody Song Title:

"Cov 'Ronacoaster"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

Cov Ronacoaster -- An emotional rollercoaster where you have an emotional high because you are now protected from the Alpha Covid strain, only to realize that the virus has mutated around the spike protein antibody and that you are now just as vulnerable to a Delta variant. Which means you need a booster for the Delta, which will cause yet another mutation which will require yet another booster .... ad nausea
(Cue most funkatastic, funkagasmic riff in the entire funky history of funk)

Ronacoaster (Say what?) of Cov
Ronacoaster (a hoo hoo hoo)
Ronacoaster of gov ... Ronacoaster (ya WHO, WHO, WHO)
Ronacoaster (Cov rollercoaster) of Cov
Ronacoaster ... (ah-choo, choo choo)
Ronacoster.gov ... Ronacoaster (a WHO WHO WHO)

This bug is like a Ronacoaster, Baby, Baby
Welcome to the ride
This gov does like the Ronacoaster baby, baby
Go for this ride

Ronacoaster of Cov .. (Living this is really wild)
Ronacoaster (Whats new, new, new)
Ronacoaster of Cov ... Ronacoaster (It's Mu, Mu, Mu)
Ronacoaster of Cov ... Ronacoaster (Lung flu flu flu)
Ronacoaster of Cov ... Ronacoaster (Com flu, flu flu)

This bug is like .. a Ronacoaster, Baby Baby
Will I survive
This bug is like .. a Ronacoaster, Baby Baby
Dont wanna ride

Ronacoaster of gov .. Ronacoaster ("bat" flu flu flu)
((Dont wanna ride this one more time)
Ronacoaster of gov .. Ronacoaster (a WHO WHO WHO)
Ronacoaster of gov ... Ronacoaster (a coup coup coup)
Ronacoaster of gov ... Ronacoaster (jab you you you)

This gov does like .. the Ronacoaster Baby, Baby
Fauci has lied
This gov does like .. the Ronacoaster Baby Baby
Panic contrived
This gov does like .. the Ronacoaster Baby Baby
Horse paste not tried
This gov does like .. the Ronacoaster Baby Baby
Cant leave this ride

Ronacoaster of Cov ......



I would really, really like to take credit for "Ronacoaster" ... so I think I will
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Arch Vile - September 13, 2021 - Report this comment
You must be this dumb and/or this old to ride the Ronacoaster. Please provide your covid passport for entry.

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