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Song Parodies -> "Broken Toaster"

Original Song Title:

"Love Rollercoaster"

Original Performer:

Ohio Players

Parody Song Title:

"Broken Toaster"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Broken toaster, no love
Broken toaster
Broken toaster, no grub
Broken toaster
Broken toaster undone
Broken toaster
Broken toaster, no fun

I do not like a broken toaster, baby, baby
It’s not polite
I will not use an oven roaster, baby, baby
I’m gonna fight

Fork in toaster, for love
Fork in toaster
Fork in toaster, for grub
Fork in toaster
Fork in toaster, for bun
Fork in toaster
Fork in toaster for crumb

I had to fight the broken toaster, baby, baby
I had to try
I felt a slight from broken toaster, baby, baby
I had to pry

Toasted groper was dumb
Toasted groper
Toasted groper was stunned
Toasted groper
Toaster groper was slugged
Toasted groper
Broken toaster was plugged

I fried my brain from pokin’ toaster, baby, baby
I popped the lights
I singed my veins from pokin’ toaster, baby, baby
The amps’ll bite

I must obtain a better toaster baby, baby
And toast regain
But I’ll refrain from pokin’ toaster, baby, baby
I will restrain

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AFW - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Good spark of humor and wisdom, here...Happy TG, Warren
WarrenB - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Safety first, AFW. Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.
Meriadoc - November 23, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody was a shocker! I'd almost (but not quite) forgotten about this OS. It really does sound like they are saying toaster, which makes it even funnier.
WarrenB - November 24, 2012 - Report this comment
The original was a favorite song from high school days. I was hoping someone would remember it besides me!
Wendy Christopher - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Shockingly funny - and I like how the wordplay echoes the original sentiments of the OS - kind of... I know what I meant by that anyway! DKTOS, and for some reason imagined the 'Ohio Players' to be a band of ex-baseball players or something - until I saw their album covers on the right of the page there and realised they're... well, probably not!
WarrenB - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for making me laugh, Wendy. The Ohio Players will now, in my mind, be the nickname for the Cincinnati Reds!

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