We're a little late
Step into the arcade
And we'll get it started, Geoff
What, say it now
Oh, say it now, say it now, ahem
Me & the Starcade Players
are gonna tell you about Berzerk
It's the funkiest game in the world
Alright, sing it Mark
Mark, Berzerk plays on maze grounds
Yes, it is
Geoff, that's right
Mark, it's many mazes long
Geoff, many mazes long
Mark, I can shoot around
Geoff, I can shoot up & down
But when out comes Evil Otto
He sounds something like this

Geoff, oh that's funky
Like 9 bottles of Peach Soda, that's funky
Alright, sing it again, Mark
Mark, all over this land, yeah
Geoff, yeah
Mark, he starts to take command
Geoff starts to take command
Mark plays the game with 2 hands
Pretty good, I might add
Geoff, yeah
When he presses start and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to watch him play

Geoff, ah, get the intruder
Don't, don't, don't
Don't kill the otto
Hey, don't stop now honey, shoot down
I'm the gamer, heh heh
Gonna make a thousand points
I get a quarter, just to spend it
There he goes
Going out of the maze
Just the same way he came out
Do I get paid for this
I just wanted to make sure
We do
OK