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Song Parodies -> "RC Cola That's Super Sized"

Original Song Title:

"RC Cola and a Moon Pie"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"RC Cola That's Super Sized"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

What's with Michael Bloomberg
The Mayor of our New York City
Instead of running his office
He's worried bout obesity
He almost made me drop my fries
With my RC Cola that's Super Sized

What's this health obsession
Has got to do with running this town
Just stick with the budget and
Not what size drinks I down
I'm so mad, can't eat my KFC thighs
With my RC Cola that's Super Sized
Tell me why
That we have to down size
To pint size

If you are so concerned
With my ounce intake
Why don't you shrink the taxes
And not what I drink or ate

Don't need no politician
Trying to make me look thin
If I did, would have voted
For health nut Richard Simmons
Go back to politicking while I keep a drinking
And some hot fries
With my RC Cola that's super sized
It's all right

Yeah, some hot fries
Extra Value Meal tonight
It's all right
With my RC Cola that's super sized

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Barry J. Mitchel - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Just order that pint with no ice and pour it into a second cup with ice. Foil the nanny! Hizzoner apparently wants to rename NYC to "Bloomburg." ;^)
The Brad Hatter - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Pretty soon there'll be a lifestyle tax ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
This is the kind of politics I can understand.
Rob Arndt - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I love Royal Crown cola- 555! Surprised that it's still around. Bubble Up disappeared and then came back for a while at Bel Air markets, then gone again while Double Cola is still made in Tenn. I live in Cali, so a lot of these obseity products aren't even sold here anymore!!!
Brock O'Brahma - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Typical government overreach. Flaccid at that. It just creates yet another burden for business to comply with one more stupid regulation. Will there be a gov't official at every establishment to enforce compliance? Will fast food restaurants and convenience stores have to reconfigure the self serve spigots to differentiate cup sizes for sugar soda and diet soda? Will larger cups have to have an RF smart chip in them that cancels out the evil sugar spigot? And the most pressing question...when can Bloomberg get a smart chip implanted in his feeble brain?

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