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Song Parodies -> "Spear Hit In The Thigh"
Original Song Title:
"Sprit In The Sky"
Original Performer:
Norman Greenbaum
Parody Song Title:
"Spear Hit In The Thigh"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
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No invite for today at the fete
Sorta woeful is fate that I’ve met
Stunned and flayed and bound with vine
Goin' to sup with a spear hit in the thigh
Goin' to sup with a spear hit in the thigh
Beware of cannibals when they dine
When they dine I will be sore distressed
Banquet won’t see me placed as a guest!
Prepared in pot in which I was thrust
Gonna be with blended cheeses
So you know for want of ‘spry’
They’re gonna apprehend me
With a spear hit in the thigh
Gonna apprehend me
With a spear hit in the thigh
They heat that caldron slow - it’s goodbye
Ample pain, when the skewers they impressed
I’m gonna go on their plate, to ingest...
Severed limbs for dinner - severed limbs
I’ll be in blended cheeses
They adore that manna pie
I’ll supplement their grub ‘cus
O’ spear hit in the thigh
Oh lemme tell you, I’m so dissatisfied
That for the main course, I’ve qualified
When I’m fried and with herbs, have been dressed
I'm gonna glow so their taste buds are blessed
I’ll be buffets they digest
Sorta woeful is fate that I’ve met
Stunned and flayed and bound with vine
Goin' to sup with a spear hit in the thigh
Goin' to sup with a spear hit in the thigh
Beware of cannibals when they dine
When they dine I will be sore distressed
Banquet won’t see me placed as a guest!
Prepared in pot in which I was thrust
Gonna be with blended cheeses
So you know for want of ‘spry’
They’re gonna apprehend me
With a spear hit in the thigh
Gonna apprehend me
With a spear hit in the thigh
They heat that caldron slow - it’s goodbye
Ample pain, when the skewers they impressed
I’m gonna go on their plate, to ingest...
Severed limbs for dinner - severed limbs
I’ll be in blended cheeses
They adore that manna pie
I’ll supplement their grub ‘cus
O’ spear hit in the thigh
Oh lemme tell you, I’m so dissatisfied
That for the main course, I’ve qualified
When I’m fried and with herbs, have been dressed
I'm gonna glow so their taste buds are blessed
I’ll be buffets they digest
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"Blended cheeses" was my favorite bit. Great job here. 555
he he he he
delicious.....my favorite part was "blended cheeses" too
This is just brilliant. And yes, blended cheeses as a sub for friend in jesus is sublime.
Good spearin'
Britney's come back song... 5's!
Blended cheeses tickled my taste buds,too, but the variations on "place that's the best" line were great too.
Don't believe a cannibal when he says to "come dressed for dinner..." Hungry now - for some more of M&P's delectable delights! Excellent job :)
Very good parody with many clever substitutions.
Brilliant parody, excellent syllable-matching!
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