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Song Parodies -> "Kirishima Trashes His Competition"

Original Song Title:

"Trash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

New York Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Kirishima Trashes His Competition"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

And now, we take a look at Eijiro Kirishima, hero name "Red Riot". Best friends with Katsuki Bakugo, his Quirk allows him to harden his body. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t wreck my day!
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t get in my way!
Trashed,
My challengers
Because I go to UA!

And please, don’t you worry if you’re my friend,
‘Cause I love you, but if you’re not,
Then you will get…

Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t wreck my day!
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t know what to say!
Trashed,
My challengers
Because I go to UA!

And hey, I’m not worried, ‘cause I’ve got friends,
My body’s hard, not my heart!
But my foes get…

Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t wreck my day!
Trashed,
My challengers
Can’t take my Quirk away!
Trashed,
My challengers,
I’m gonna take it all the way!

And please, don’t you worry if you’re my friend,
‘Cause I won’t stop loving you!
I wanna wipe my foes out with you,
And be determined to help you,
I’m gonna save the world with you,
I’m gonna make this day with you,
And I know just what I’ll do,
I know just what I’ll do!

[spoken]:
Hey, you can call me “Red Riot”!

Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t get in my way!
Trashed,
My challengers
Can’t take my Quirk away!
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t know what to say!
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t mess around today!
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t know what to say!
Trashed,
My challengers
Because I go to UA!
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t know what to say!

They’re trashed!
Whoa whoa!
They’re all done for!
Yeah yeah!
Oh, oh, trashed!
Whoa whoa!
Baby, you’re the one!
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t know what to say!
Trashed,
My challengers
Can’t take my Quirk away!
Trashed,
My challengers
Won’t mess around today!
Trashed,
My challengers
Can’t take my Quirk away!
They’re trashed!
Socked those fools away!
They’re trashed!
Don’t mess around today!
They’re trashed!
And now I’ll hit the hay!
They’re trashed!
Copyright 2021 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting your knives taken away.

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